Easy Moment

1, customer: "why do you sell wine without alcohol?

"The waiter answered," Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mix it for you.

"

2, customers: "buy a kilogram of meatballs.

Salesperson: please pay 82 food stamps.

Customer: how can I buy meat balls for food stamps?

"

cecum

After the diagnosis, the patient said, "you must remove the cecum."

"The patient said in astonishment," can a man survive without a cecum?

You can live, but we doctors can't.

"

Father of the dead

Lao Wang wandered around the street one day. It seemed that there was a car accident near the front. A crowd of people crowded around to see the old king hurriedly catch up.

I was the father of the dead, when everyone looked in amazed.

Death is a dog.

Violin

A primary school student plays violin.

That day, when he came to class, he opened the harp box, and found that there was a submachine gun in it.

Then I was shocked and said, "my father has taken my violin to the bank."

A notice

"What is that bump on your head?

"Someone asks his friend.

"When I entered a building, I saw a sign at the door, because I was short-sighted, so I went over to see it.

"Notice"

Be careful: the door opens outwards!

"

Stealing fruit

The farmer visited the orchard and found a little boy climbing the apple tree.

"Little monkey, you wait and see. I'm going to tell your dad."

"The boy looked up and shouted," Daddy, there's someone to talk to you!

"

Yesterday's train

A shop salesman went back and forth on a railway for many years and was complaining about the frequent departure of the train, when the train arrived on time.

He immediately went to the bus keeper and said, "I want to honor you with a cigar cigarette.

Because I am here.

The car administrator said, please take back the cigar and cigarette.

This is yesterday.

short

"Daddy, why is the hen's foot so short?

"Son asked," fool!

Because hen's feet are very long, when they lay eggs.

"

Third wishes

There was a woman who was lonely because her husband was very beautiful.

One day when she was walking along the beach, she accidentally picked up a bottle.

Driven by curiosity, she opened the bottle cap.

Suddenly a ghost appeared in the smoke.

"My master,

I can promise you three wishes...

But whatever you wish, your spouse will get two times what you want.

"She decided to reward herself for being neglected by her husband for a long time.

My first wish is: "I want ten million yuan!"

"Ten million

Some displeasure in my heart.

The handsome man also appeared.

She thought this was her husband.

But does her husband have two glamorous women?

"Master, what are your third wishes?

"She thought for a while.

"

One does not do two.

The driver was careless driving and knocked pedestrians to the ground.

He did not work two times, not only did he stop parking, but also lay there on the ground.

Then open the window and shout to the pedestrian, "you are so careful!

"Injured line

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The premise of "eternity"

Love is eternal. Do you believe it?

"

"Of course, I believe, but under the premise of changing lovers.

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Doctor: "how about the medicine I gave you last time?

Is it helpful to you?

"

Patient: "great, my uncle mistook it for him. As a result, he soon died.

Now I am

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Offer one's seat

Child: Mom, on the bus, dad asked me to give up a seat for a wife.

Mom: son, you should do this.

Child: but I was sitting in my father's arms.

New watch

One day, a certain B found a new watch and asked, "this watch is good. Where did you buy it?

This is not bought, it is.

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"How did you get it?

"

"Race.

The three of us ran, and I ran first.

"

"Who are those two?

"

"A policeman and a lost watch.

"

A taxi driver pulled a foreign guest. The foreigner wanted to go to the airport, but he could not speak Chinese. He could not talk with the driver for a long time.

He had to open his arms to compare the appearance of the plane.

The driver suddenly realized that he understood, understood and understood.

"The driver pulled the foreign guest to his destination after a smoke.

When the foreigner got off the bus, he looked at him with a foolish eye: Quanjude roast duck restaurant.